Haye Partially Blames Toe On Klitschko Performance

In the post fight David Haye did shake Wladimir Klitschko's hand and admitted that Wladimir Klitschko put on a superior performance but said that a broken little toe also was a factor and a big reason why he couldn't spring into his shots to test Wlad's chin. So with the toe excuse now in place I think it would be appropriate to have some pun with this.

Haye was TOEtally outclassed in his fight with Wladimir.

In the theme of Bonnie Tyler, Haye had a TOEtal Eclipse Of The Heart Saturday night.

Considering how good of an actor he was at times from enticing the ref to deduct a point from Wladimr for leaning on him to flopping on the ground, Haye might have lost the fight but deserves a TOEny award for his other performance in the ring.

But seriously will there be a medical report on this or will it be a no show like the June 2009 back injury claim?  TOE be or not TOE be-- that is the question...

More to come! Got any?